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This is the best thing I have seen all day
its been too long
Sorry for reblogging again so soon, but this is so funny I’m dying.
#143 Snorlax - Snorlax’s typical day consists of nothing more than eating and sleeping. This Pokémon’s stomach is so strong, even eating moldy or rotten food will not affect it and its stomach’s digestive juices can dissolve any kind of poison. It can consume about 900 pounds of food before it becomes full, after which it goes promptly to sleep. What sounds like its cry may actually be its snores or the rumblings of its hungry belly.
Hahahaha stupid fuckingg horse